Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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