Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Randomize
