Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize