Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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