Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Someone came in the potted fern
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
