just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I need water and some morals
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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