East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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