she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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