i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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