I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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