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Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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