Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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