We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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