OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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