quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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