she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize