Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(909): View more from California

Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.

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(816): View more from Missouri

we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome

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(205): View more from Alabama

the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...

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(206): View more from Washington

Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.

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