***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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