"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.