Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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