if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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