You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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