Do you still have your period?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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