I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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