Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Help. Why am I so naked?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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