just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
handjob tips. give me some.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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