make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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