Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
How's work?
Spinning.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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