im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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