No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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