My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Let's paint friendship bongs
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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