i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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