I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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