Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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