i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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