put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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