so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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