dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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