I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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