kristin has been a bad kristin
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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