try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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