Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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