JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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