I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
worst night to have a conscience
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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