it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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