Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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