today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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