have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Oh god it's open bar.
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