Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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