Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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