So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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