is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
wow bdsm is so cute
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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