the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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