Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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