I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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