I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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