im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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