i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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