just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Randomize
