the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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